cosmic-nine-year-old:

once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry”

and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway to becoming batman”

AND THAT IS HOW I MET ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU USE BLACK HUMOUR I WILL LOVE YOU

LOL


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brand new like she isnt used
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epic-humor:

morphinezombie:

blackwolf25:

damnyounick:

what

0 to 100

holy shit

showtime kick right in the face

holy
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